How to be a "good" Rommate?

Staying in hostel with strangers really taught me a lot on being a "good Roommate". Here are few tips from me :) Enjoy reading!

1) When they are in bad mood, look at them and all you have to do is just LAUGH until they leave the room to a calmer place!

2) When they slam the door while you're sleeping, turn your back and shout on the pillow "God, is this some kind of punishment to me?" and go back to sleep

3) When they turn on their music loudly, take a Qoran/religion books and read it loudly

4) When they are sleeping, watch comedy with a headphone on and laugh out loud!

5) When they are on the phone talking like they own the room, take your phone and pretend to talk about business and money

6) When they are not in the room, turn the music on and dance like crazy

7) When they are studying, browse through online shopping sites and ask them to join you

8) When celebrating their birthdays, put salt instead of sugar in their drinks

9) When they bring a bunch of friends into the room and they've been talking like more than 2 hours there, ask those friends of them 'Aren't you people feel hot?' to make them feel guilty and take their butt off from the room

10) When they start to copy your style in any ways, give them the exact clothes, perfume or related stuffs and say 'Dear rommie, these are my stuffs that I don't want anymore and I know you love them... HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear!'

** WARNING: These are just for entertainment... Any injuries/fatalities are not responsible upon. Thank you

haha>>> Till next post, So long :)~